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Introduction

Graffiti and stickers in NYC dive bar bathrooms

• “The neon lights are veins”
• “This sink is NOT for feet washing!!!”
• “Dating: one nite stands only. Female only. Meaning: Spaghetti and meatball date. Meaning: soda date. Coffee date. Gyro date. Meaning: a walking date. Meaning: a cheeseburger deluxe date. Meaning: maybe romance. E-mail: datedating30@gmail.com.”
• “Data is an buddha”
• “Call mom”
• “God is love”
• “Stop the fucking hate, ppl”
• “DJ Juice on U-tube: Mixtape videos (vol. 72 reloaded)”
• “Sleep with your hands around your ankles”
• “Bottom shelf boyz”
• “Happy birthday Isaac. <3 The Creamy Boys”
• “Let’s gobble millionaires like good margins”
• “Gay sex and class war”
• “Don’t trust your fears (except in Halloween)”
• “Dog’s Best Man”
• “Unfuck the world. And then? And then? And then?”
• “Death to settler-colonialism”
• “Give me $$$ to blow up banks”
• “Do not shit on floor”

Ingredients

• Rotisserie chicken
• Pita
• Arugula
• Caesar dressing
• Shaved Parmesan
• Cherry tomatoes
• Shallot
• Szechuan chili oil (like Fly by Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp)

Instructions

• Debone and shred the chicken. Refrigerate it in a tupperware.
• Slice the tomatoes in half. Slice between half to 3/4 of the shallot very thinly, depending on size.
• Toss arugula, bits of chicken, tomatoes, shallot, parmesan, and caesar dressing in a bowl. Sprinkle in a bit of the chili oil to taste.
• Slice the top off of a pita. Using tongs, stuff it with the mixture from the bowl.
• Serve in a bowl so the pita remain standing upright.