Sophomore year of college. You live with your best friends in a cinderblock apartment. Every week flies by because you can’t wait until Friday. You pass friends and girls as you walk the brick paths in the sunshine between classes. You are in a good mood, because today is Friday and drinking alcohol is really, really fun. You wear your Seinfeld T-shirt. You spritz your wrists with Polo Blue. You drink vodka Sprites and $7 “champagne.” You listen to Major Lazer (Flosstradamus Remix). All the dudes in the cinderblock apartment dance. Today is Friday.