Another Renaissance painting

All Stories

Advice for joining a German book club

Beautiful people

Big Truck Mystery

Bubblegum on the stairs

Checking out at Goodwill

Coffee strategy for international travel

Concerning the spiritual in art

Drunk philosophy

Folding laundry

Grenades in the sand

Having your own garage

How to eat ice cream

Japanese tourists at the coffee shop

Lost in the plaza

March 8th, Grand Street, Lower East Side

My cousin’s friend, the professional stunt diver

My partner’s exes and their professions

My uncle-in-law versus the hogs

Outside the Supreme store

Overheard in church basement thrift store

Overheard phone call in the Ace hotel lobby

Powerwashing outside the bagel shop

Sayulita solicitations

Slimy underhooks

Some things are defined by what they’re not

Spring Training

Stupid super powers

The City People are Going Camping!

The environmental band

The incident at Boris Bleb

The name of a boat in New Jersey

There are many ways to eat an avocado

There are no ants at Cafe du Monde

Things my friend Hugo says

Touristy trinkets: license plate signs

Traveling light

What they don’t tell you about electric dog collars

Witnessing a burglary

You should not pay for wifi on a flight to browse Facebook