Straight from the pint: swirl the spoon from the outside in, making a little cone in the center. Use the smallest spoon you can find. When you’re halfway through, dig the spoon to the bottom of the cardboard container roll the ice cream around like a snowball, peeling off melty outer layer after melty outer layer. Sit cross-legged at the end of the bed while your fiancee tries to sleep, eye mask on, itching her leg.